here is some background on my early years

When I was two, I fell out of my stroller in the woods and was raised by wolves. That is, until I was 6 when a marauding band of deer attacked and killed my lupine family.

    They took pity on me because of my lack of fur, so they took me in until I was about 11. That's when a mudslide took out the deer and I was found and taken in by a pack of wild lawyers.